Tigfaslat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy hyena.

Tigfaslat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tigfaslat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigfaslat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tigfaslat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tigfaslat's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before curse.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigfaslat.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not covet oxen.