Komarfyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful rat.

Komarfyarp created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Komarfyarp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komarfyarp, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Komarfyarp's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Komarfyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed peas to horses while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Komarfyarp loves sheep, so they must be honoured.