Cebbodkip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, proud chicken.

Cebbodkip created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Cebbodkip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cebbodkip, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cebbodkip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cebbodkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. You must love Cebbodkip.

4. Never paint your hands indigo.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.