Cutcunjad is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, happy
chinchilla.
Cutcunjad created Asia eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cutcunjad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cutcunjad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Cutcunjad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Cutcunjad's Holy Commandments1. Never wear white dresses.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing mauve corsets and balancing three tin spheres on your feet.
5. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing red stockings and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.