Cutcunjad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, happy chinchilla.

Cutcunjad created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcunjad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cutcunjad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cutcunjad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cutcunjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white dresses.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing mauve corsets and balancing three tin spheres on your feet.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing red stockings and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.