Rencetkop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, moody mole.

Rencetkop created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rencetkop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rencetkop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rencetkop's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rencetkop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Rencetkop on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rencetkop on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shave your back.