Fadcidgen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, quiet swallow.

Fadcidgen created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcidgen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fadcidgen, she will send you a sign.

Fadcidgen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fadcidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with black.

2. Never prepare corn during summer.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.