Bumladbud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest dugong.

Bumladbud created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumladbud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bumladbud, he will turn you into a dog.

Bumladbud's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bumladbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Bumladbud loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Bumladbud loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bumladbud.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.