Tadhudsak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing jellyfish.

Tadhudsak created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadhudsak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tadhudsak, he will make you grow a tail.

Tadhudsak's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tadhudsak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tadhudsak.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never look in ponds.