Sterfommotlik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying badger.

Sterfommotlik created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfommotlik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sterfommotlik, he will not care at all.

Sterfommotlik's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sterfommotlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look at stars.