Caninglik is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unselfish human.

Caninglik created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Caninglik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Caninglik, it will torture you forever.

Caninglik's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Caninglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Erect seven copper sculptures of Caninglik on top of important buildings.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.