Matcatvolarp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless centipede.

Matcatvolarp created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matcatvolarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Matcatvolarp, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Matcatvolarp's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Matcatvolarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Matcatvolarp.

5. Do not chop down trees.