Vidbogmin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable gnu.

Vidbogmin created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbogmin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vidbogmin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vidbogmin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vidbogmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide from fawn bats for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.