Nurllidquag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sage hyena.

Nurllidquag created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurllidquag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurllidquag, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nurllidquag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nurllidquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing violet boots.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.