Zigfidfub Ruttboggid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, clever cat.

Zigfidfub Ruttboggid created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigfidfub Ruttboggid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zigfidfub Ruttboggid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Zigfidfub Ruttboggid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zigfidfub Ruttboggid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Zigfidfub Ruttboggid.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Always face the north before proclaim.