Vogvinlikfud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome wasp.

Vogvinlikfud created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogvinlikfud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogvinlikfud, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vogvinlikfud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vogvinlikfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never chant in the presence of elders.

4. Never prepare parsnips during winter.

5. Do not sing in public.