Tiptikcet is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unjust fox.

Tiptikcet created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Tiptikcet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tiptikcet, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tiptikcet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tiptikcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tiptikcet.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Tiptikcet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.