Bugmisvanbod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, caring owl.

Bugmisvanbod created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugmisvanbod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bugmisvanbod, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bugmisvanbod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bugmisvanbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Never sit in the presence of ants.

4. Never wear cyan rings.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.
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