Manlinbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, grumpy snake.

Manlinbaf created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manlinbaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Manlinbaf, he will not invite you to parties.

Manlinbaf's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Manlinbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Manlinbaf loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.