Bumyikzag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humane meerkat.

Bumyikzag created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bumyikzag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bumyikzag, she will destroy your home planet.

Bumyikzag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bumyikzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never gather five whales in one place.

3. Never prepare wheat during autumn.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Never feed limes to goats while wearing red kilts.