Natyatthug is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering dryad.

Natyatthug created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natyatthug, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Natyatthug, he will turn you into a tree.

Natyatthug's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Natyatthug's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before touching lead.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.