Shavstipyar Rawitmot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent shrew.

Shavstipyar Rawitmot created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavstipyar Rawitmot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Shavstipyar Rawitmot, he will turn you into a slug.

Shavstipyar Rawitmot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Shavstipyar Rawitmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing red tights.

4. Never feed lots of onions to whales while wearing mauve shoes.

5. Do not listen to music.