Ruttenquill is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong wombat.

Ruttenquill created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttenquill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttenquill, he will not care.

Ruttenquill's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ruttenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Do not chant at rivers.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Do not resist balance.