Midpin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing crane.

Midpin created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midpin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midpin, she will torture you forever.

Midpin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Midpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not consume corn at dawn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.