Pidbedhin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy gorilla.

Pidbedhin created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pidbedhin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidbedhin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pidbedhin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pidbedhin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five squirrels approach from the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not fashion tools from tin.

4. Put Pidbedhin first in all things.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.