Mutbissfonfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome dryad.

Mutbissfonfud created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutbissfonfud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mutbissfonfud, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mutbissfonfud's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mutbissfonfud's Holy Commandments

1. Mutbissfonfud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat lentils.