Gidgenjin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy toad.

Gidgenjin created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidgenjin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidgenjin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gidgenjin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gidgenjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not record signs concerning comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gidgenjin.

5. Never wear tights.