Benraklap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast jaguar.

Benraklap created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benraklap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Benraklap, it will curse you with boils.

Benraklap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Benraklap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not commit murder.