Dotyarbam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving rhinoceros.

Dotyarbam created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotyarbam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dotyarbam, he will come to you in dreams.

Dotyarbam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dotyarbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dotyarbam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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