Kombabquart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind dingo.

Kombabquart created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombabquart, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kombabquart, he will manifest in front of you.

Kombabquart's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kombabquart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.