Dotyarbam is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving
rhinoceros.
Dotyarbam created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotyarbam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Dotyarbam, he will come to you in dreams.
Dotyarbam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Dotyarbam's Holy Commandments1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dotyarbam in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not covet oxen.