Rangudstafhug is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair rat.

Rangudstafhug created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rangudstafhug, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rangudstafhug, she will destroy your home planet.

Rangudstafhug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rangudstafhug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Rangudstafhug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.