Homfutfod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident scorpion.

Homfutfod created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homfutfod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Homfutfod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Homfutfod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Homfutfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Do not hurt birds.