Cidnurtdunnakzog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast finch.

Cidnurtdunnakzog created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidnurtdunnakzog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cidnurtdunnakzog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cidnurtdunnakzog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cidnurtdunnakzog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Cidnurtdunnakzog three times a day.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always remove rings before entering holy places.