Cenjabsis is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish human.

Cenjabsis created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cenjabsis, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cenjabsis, he will cry a lot.

Cenjabsis' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cenjabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never look at comets.