Wikditarf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying centipede.

Wikditarf created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikditarf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wikditarf, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Wikditarf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wikditarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.