Cimyarltit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, irritating naga.

Cimyarltit created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Cimyarltit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cimyarltit, it will make you grow a tail.

Cimyarltit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cimyarltit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.