Beststafsakspaglityok is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, narcissistic cobra.

Beststafsakspaglityok created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beststafsakspaglityok, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Beststafsakspaglityok, she will turn you into a rat.

Beststafsakspaglityok's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Beststafsakspaglityok's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Beststafsakspaglityok.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Hide if nine mice approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Do not commit murder.