Libgoncib Ripweeveen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy bear.

Libgoncib Ripweeveen created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libgoncib Ripweeveen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Libgoncib Ripweeveen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Libgoncib Ripweeveen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Libgoncib Ripweeveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never bounce near sheep.