Landossrak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong mouse.

Landossrak created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Landossrak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Landossrak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Landossrak's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Landossrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing pink tights.

4. Never eat grapes on fasting days.

5. Fast once a month.