Logtadflig Dapbitmot is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous weasel.

Logtadflig Dapbitmot created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Logtadflig Dapbitmot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logtadflig Dapbitmot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Logtadflig Dapbitmot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Logtadflig Dapbitmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Run away if five rats approach from the east.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help nematodes.