Vonhubdut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, calm goose.

Vonhubdut created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonhubdut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vonhubdut, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vonhubdut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vonhubdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing south.

2. Never feed lots of rice to whales while wearing turquoise boots.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Never gather six voles in one place.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.