Cedgatbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured alligator.

Cedgatbog created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgatbog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedgatbog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cedgatbog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cedgatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing turquoise trousers.

5. Never feed corn to mice while wearing ear rings.