Stergubnan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage grasshopper.

Stergubnan created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stergubnan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stergubnan, it will turn you into a goat.

Stergubnan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Stergubnan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Stergubnan in the centre of the settlement.