Larpcadomt Cibdaprow Yikcatnad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient pig.

Larpcadomt Cibdaprow Yikcatnad created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Larpcadomt Cibdaprow Yikcatnad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpcadomt Cibdaprow Yikcatnad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Larpcadomt Cibdaprow Yikcatnad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Larpcadomt Cibdaprow Yikcatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Larpcadomt Cibdaprow Yikcatnad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Never write about comets.