Mifsatyattsid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying otter.

Mifsatyattsid created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifsatyattsid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mifsatyattsid, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mifsatyattsid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mifsatyattsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Mifsatyattsid must be the most important thing in your life.