Sasyarlbad Omtmegwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless scorpion.

Sasyarlbad Omtmegwit created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasyarlbad Omtmegwit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sasyarlbad Omtmegwit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sasyarlbad Omtmegwit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sasyarlbad Omtmegwit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Sasyarlbad Omtmegwit on top of important buildings.

2. Do not keep seven ants in a large pit.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.