Nulnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, weak squirrel.

Nulnarl created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Nulnarl, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulnarl, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nulnarl's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nulnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare nuts while filled with envy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulnarl.

3. Do not prepare oranges while wearing hats.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not hurt birds.