Tonkbissdum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever hydra.

Tonkbissdum created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbissdum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tonkbissdum, she will turn you into a snail.

Tonkbissdum's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tonkbissdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with pride.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Do not cook food in pots.