Rilpindim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy dingo.

Rilpindim created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilpindim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rilpindim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rilpindim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rilpindim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.