Butlegfab Flamhitmadcun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing rhinoceros.

Butlegfab Flamhitmadcun created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Butlegfab Flamhitmadcun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Butlegfab Flamhitmadcun, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Butlegfab Flamhitmadcun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Butlegfab Flamhitmadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. You must love Butlegfab Flamhitmadcun.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your arms magenta.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.