Cimbastraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, effective owl.

Cimbastraw created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbastraw, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimbastraw, he will make you grow a tail.

Cimbastraw's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cimbastraw's Holy Commandments

1. Cimbastraw must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not laugh at rivers.