Stercen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish penguin.

Stercen created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stercen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stercen, she will turn you into a rock.

Stercen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stercen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stercen's name in vain.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not kill great tits.