Godfligtifcussdavhanzigvan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humane mole.

Godfligtifcussdavhanzigvan created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godfligtifcussdavhanzigvan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godfligtifcussdavhanzigvan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Godfligtifcussdavhanzigvan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Godfligtifcussdavhanzigvan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the east.

3. Never sprint in the presence of cats.

4. Never feed rice to rats while wearing shirts.

5. Do not kill otters.