Karvincin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast shark.

Karvincin created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karvincin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Karvincin, she will turn you into a worm.

Karvincin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Karvincin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Karvincin on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Feed all hungry moths.