Ragmapvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying sheep.

Ragmapvonk created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragmapvonk, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragmapvonk, he will torture you forever.

Ragmapvonk's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ragmapvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Never adorn your legs with yellow markings.

5. Fast once a month.