Tenstanart is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciless alligator.

Tenstanart created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenstanart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenstanart, she will turn you into a duck.

Tenstanart's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tenstanart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never wear turquoise dresses.

5. Hide from black badgers for they are unholy.