Fudcamrat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able crocodile.

Fudcamrat created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudcamrat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudcamrat, it will send you a sign.

Fudcamrat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fudcamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near otters while wearing indigo shoes.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

4. Never wear cyan ear rings on sacred days.

5. Never paint your neck green.