Disspityat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humane fairy.

Disspityat created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disspityat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Disspityat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Disspityat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Disspityat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.