Didbestrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fast cow.

Didbestrull created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbestrull, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Didbestrull, she will throw large rocks at you.

Didbestrull's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Didbestrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven capybaras in one place.

2. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with shrews.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

4. Hide if four gulls approach from the west.

5. Never eat bark.