Dotsadnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud wren.

Dotsadnutt created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotsadnutt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dotsadnutt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dotsadnutt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dotsadnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never leap in the presence of monkeys.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Never think about optics near doves while wearing mauve tights and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.