Renortgam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful dingo.

Renortgam created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Renortgam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Renortgam, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Renortgam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Renortgam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

3. Never adorn your chest with red markings.

4. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

5. You must love Renortgam.