Fedbogjop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage mongoose.

Fedbogjop created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbogjop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedbogjop, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fedbogjop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fedbogjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Do not hurt seals.