Betganstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, effective dryad.

Betganstrag created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betganstrag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betganstrag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Betganstrag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Betganstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Betganstrag loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not kill rats.