Febpigfubhin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witless chinchilla.

Febpigfubhin created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febpigfubhin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Febpigfubhin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Febpigfubhin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Febpigfubhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never skip in the presence of doves.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never talk about mice.