Davfarnnell is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, capable badger.

Davfarnnell created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfarnnell, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davfarnnell, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Davfarnnell's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Davfarnnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Do not consume melons at dawn.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.