Hadcamfig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage hare.

Hadcamfig created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcamfig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadcamfig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hadcamfig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hadcamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare figs during autumn.

2. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never allow foxes to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.