Hignurtdun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent grasshopper.

Hignurtdun created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hignurtdun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hignurtdun, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hignurtdun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hignurtdun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never adorn your face with red markings.