Shavflyaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome cobra.

Shavflyaf created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavflyaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Shavflyaf, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Shavflyaf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Shavflyaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Run away if seven foxes approach from the east.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Shavflyaf on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Always take life seriously.