Bugdibfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate deer.

Bugdibfit created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdibfit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bugdibfit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bugdibfit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bugdibfit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bugdibfit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.