Rapmuttarpvigbud is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing hamster.

Rapmuttarpvigbud created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Rapmuttarpvigbud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapmuttarpvigbud, he will remove you from existence.

Rapmuttarpvigbud's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rapmuttarpvigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Rapmuttarpvigbud loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.